Make it a sexy Halloween this year with a sexy Halloween costume and the chat up lines to match! Check out these funny lines from different characters and maybe they will give you inspiration as to the costume you want to wear this year! We don't promise they will work but you should have some fun trying them!
Stir the pot with these witch chat up lines (get it?). Excuse me, have you seen my toad? It's much more fun being naughty. I can fly you to the moon. Oooh, I think you've put a spell on me.
Devil chat up lines. I don't have an apple but I'm sure I can find something to tempt you. I just look at you and feel horny. You're looking hot tonight. I can make you a star. Come over here and sign a contract. Come down and see me sometime.
Zombie and ghost lines This wound (whatever you died of) is killing me... oh no, it already has! Your haunt or mine? Excuse me, I have to go, I'm on the graveyard shift.
Or try these vampire chat up lines How nice to see you, I haven't seen you in centuries! Your castle or mine? Let's exchange blood types. Is that a bat in your pocket or are you pleased to see me? Allow me to greet you Transylvanian style (kiss on the neck)
Skeleton lines No thanks, I can't drink wine, it goes right through me. You're giving me a boner. No I haven't been that busy, just rattling around. Have you heard about this new diet? Your coffin or mine?
Fallen angel and wicked fairy chat up lines. It's much more fun down here. When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm even better. Wanna polish my halo? (someone offers you a drink) Nectar? Nah I prefer the real thing. (fallen angel - you need to know the ad) If I see one more tub of Philadelphia...
Disclaimer: We make no representation as to the successfulness or otherwise of hereoverandabove lines. Users of these lines agree to take full responsibility for the results, outcomes, circumstances arising from, happenings, events and blah that may or may not, now or in the future, or in the past in the case of certain ghosts, arise from the dead or anything else to do with these lines. It's all a load of rubbish so just have fun! - 39969
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